

The word broom comes from the actual plant, or shrub, that was used to make many early sweeping devices. Bryan Lowder writes, this household task even shows up in the New Testament, which dates to the first and second centuries A.D. It’s not clear exactly when the broom itself was first invented, but the act of sweeping goes back to ancient times, when people likely used bunches of thin sticks, reeds and other natural fibers to sweep aside dust or ash from a fire or hearth. But the actual history behind how witches came to be associated with such an everyday household object is anything but dull.

If you’re more Practical Magic than Potter, have some midnight margaritas instead – or enact a scene from Hocus Pocus.The evil green-skinned witch flying on her magic broomstick may be a Halloween icon-and a well-worn stereotype. Or pop on some Harry Potter porn or even one of the movies from the franchise. You could also role play by putting on merchandise from different houses and enact the naughty moment a Gryffindor gets steamy with someone from Slytherin. Yelling out magic spells is optional, but we’d stay away from ‘Avada Kedavra’ – it might give the wrong impression. The person on the floor will have a wand (butt plug) and can pop this into the other person’s bum, gently playing with them during the sex. Get yourself in the sitting witch position, but add a few props. To make it really witch-like, we suggest a little cackle now and then, too. Once again, keep your legs straight on either side of the other person’s body, so that it appears as if they are riding a broom. It’s exactly the same, but you lie across the bed, while your partner does you from behind, but while standing on the floor. This is a very tricky position, so if you have a bad back or don’t have a suitable chair, use your bed instead. Then, reach out towards the wall and brace yourself against it as your partner slowly – and carefully – penetrates you. Imagine that your bodies are in the shape of a cross. Your partner then needs to grab your legs to hold you steady, and each leg should be on either side of their hips. Start by standing in front of your partner, then lean your body forwards on the stool. Once the scene is set, it’s time to get into position. It needs to be high enough that it reaches up to the dick and be sure to put a pillow on top of it (you’ll thank us later). Tell your partner with the penis – plastic or real – to stand about a foot away from a wall and place a bar stool or similar furniture piece in front of them. This one is more complicated and a more apt name for it would be the Halloween wizard, as the woman is the broom in this scenario. Then, rather than sitting down in the traditional riding position, lift yourself up and squat on top of your partner, while still keeping them (or the toy) inside of you.īounce up and down, while carefully leaning forward and holding on to your partner’s legs – voilà, you’re doing the sitting witch. Your lover should keep their legs together in a straight position – in this scenario, they form the witch’s broom. The sitting witch is pretty much reverse cowgirl, but with a twist.Īsk your partner (the man or a woman wearing a strap-on) to lie down on the floor, before climbing on top of them, with your bum facing towards their face.
